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Congress outlaws douchebags. Nightclub riots ensue.





iPhone sells at $199 dollars - as long as you sell your soul to SANTA.

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BREAKING - Al Gore caught with severed finger in his butt - Global warming humiliated, changes party affiliation to Independent
"No understand english" Bowers' letter to Nintendo ...DEVELOPING


Long Term Bowers plans marriage! TO SPIDER! Shocking evidence found!...DEVELOPING

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OMG Paris Hilton's hand is fucking HUGE!

"It went in my mouth" Problems with child care in Madera ...DEVELOPING

George W. Bush worships Satan and Hitler at the same time everyday at noon.

"Fuck the 'fragile ecosystem', I want offshore drilling, and I want in on some of that hot quid." says coastal Sea Lion.

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Ted Dibiase
Mike D
William Shatner
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Leonard Nimoy
George Takei
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Gas prices skyrocket to $490 a barrel. Drivers begin to have sex with their gas tanks to appeal to the fuel god!
Pope Benedict 16 sucks at Call of Duty 4. Catholic church disgraced. ....DEVELORPING

Men's Wearhouse Grandopener - George Zimmer's Wild Sex Show ...FABRICATING

A magical trip to the Santa Monica Promenade bathroom ...ESCALATING

Observation/terms/joke obituaries ...BAKING

ROD STEWART: "So what, I had sex with a camel! Fine, deal with it."

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