Bowers pursed by Muslim extremists during whirlwind tour through Asia.
"We lost heem in Japan" -Jaqir Al Moosfat
Now being pursued in Philippines...
Sightings at local Philipino crab-house...
Philipino crowd gathers around Bowz, brandishing knives...
RUMOR: "Beheaded in Bohol!" Uncertain which head is being referred to...
DEVELOPING...
Wall Street shits it's pants into overflow. Tries to scoop overflowing shit back into pants. Doesn't work.
Rotting corpse found dancing on stage at Madonna concert.
Congress outlaws douchebags. Nightclub riots ensue. 94% of New Jersey imprisoned.
iPhone sells at $199 dollars - as long as you sell your soul to SANTA.
wait...what?
BREAKING - Al Gore caught with severed finger in his butt - Global warming humiliated, changes party affiliation to Independent
"No understand english" Bowers' letter to Nintendo ...DEVELOPING
Long Term Bowers plans marriage! TO SPIDER! Shocking evidence found!...DEVELOPING
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Obama chooses Biden as running mate.
McCain chooses Obama as running mate.
Georgia/Russia war sparked over confusion on how to connect via Wii using friend codes.
Driver listens to new Coldplay album, falls asleep from boredom, crashes, is incinerated along with 29 other drivers, including a bus full of handicapped children...DEVELOPING
Sloppy poop raises against dollar, to $1.21
OMG Paris Hilton's hand is fucking HUGE!
"It went in my mouth" Problems with child care in Madera ...DEVELOPING
George W. Bush worships Satan and Hitler at the same time everyday at noon.
"Fuck the 'fragile ecosystem', I want offshore drilling, and I want in on some of that hot quid." says coastal Sea Lion.
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Man invents time machine that only travels back to mid-2008. Has made hundreds of dollars betting on dog races.
Hollywood shrugs as Lidnesy Lohan continues to pretend to be a lesbian.
Seafaring Bowers returns from his 14 year voyage! Has plenty of tales to sing about his high seas adventures.
Dark Knight is "Godfather 2 of comic book films". Transformers 2 is "Transformers 1 of Transformers films."
Conrad Bain gets penis stuck in door jam during earthquake drill. CBS signs to new sitcom.
Gas prices skyrocket to $490 a barrel. Drivers begin to have sex with their gas tanks to appeal to the fuel god!
Pope Benedict 16 sucks at Call of Duty 4. Catholic church disgraced. ....DEVELORPING
Men's Wearhouse Grandopener - George Zimmer's Wild Sex Show ...FABRICATING
A magical trip to the Santa Monica Promenade bathroom ...ESCALATING
Observation/terms/joke obituaries ...BAKING
ROD STEWART: "So what, I had sex with a camel! Fine, deal with it."
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